I’m Going To Jail “for good”

One of my insurance colleagues (who has since gone into witness protection) has turned me into a jailbird.  Yes on April 26th at 10am yours truly will be arrested and thrown into jail “for good”.  Goto http://www2.mda.org/goto/bgruss to bail me out.  I would also accept your reasoning if you wanted to donate to keep me in.  Thank you in advance for your consideration, in supporting this cause.